Schwinn???

I thought you said schwing

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.


No way.
Way.

categories Fun | | datetime October 30, 2007 6:59 am

6 Responses to “Schwinn???”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:
    October 30, 2007 at 9:27 am

    Oh, Lord. Madonna is #1 on Wayne’s “Top Ten”?
    I’ll take the bicycle, thankyouverymuch.

  2. Kate P says:
    October 30, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Maybe he got that Gloria Steinem quote mixed up? You know, a woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle?

  3. Lisa says:
    October 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    In Wayne’s defense, that clip was during the “Truth or Dare” stage of her career.
    Back when she was only 50% skank.

  4. nightfly says:
    October 30, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Y’know, most guys try to AVOID getting “caught in the spokes,” if you catch my meaning.

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:
    October 30, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    50% skank is to much for me.

  6. Gunslinger says:
    October 30, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    So, did his gonads play “Dixie” on the spokes?

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