Seer-Like

…in a funny way.

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. ?

2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an a**hole. ?

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. ?

4. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. ?

6. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. ?

7. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it. ?

8. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. ?

9. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. ?

10. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer. ?

11. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

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