Send Him To Libya

Madoff has cancer?

Bernard Madoff, convicted of swindling $65 billion through the biggest-ever Ponzi scheme, has told fellow prison inmates that he is dying of cancer, the New York Post reported on Monday, citing unnamed prison sources.

Madoff, 71, who since June has been serving a 150-year sentence at a North Carolina federal prison, has been telling fellow inmates he does not have much longer to live, the Post said, citing the unofficial and unusual sources.

If this is true then I’m sorry he won’t be able to serve out his full prison term.

6 Responses to “Send Him To Libya”

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  2. JeffS says:

    Unless he’s lying to get sympathy, and maybe an early out.

    If so, yep, send him to Libya. Preferably strapped to a PGM. Otherwise, he’d be greeted as a hero as well.

  3. Gunslinger says:

    The prison bureau says otherwise.

  4. greg newson says:

    I don’t know why he didn’t put
    50 million dollars worth of bonds in a suitcase,or something like that,and flee to
    the rain forest of the Amazon.
    That’s what all the Nazis did.It’s better than being in jail..

  5. TimBo says:

    Perhaps he should be released on humanitarian grounds to be among his “friends” for whom he did so much these last several years. I think they’d be willing to “take care” of him . . .

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hey Tim! That would be amusing, wouldn’t it?

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