She’s A Yank-Your-Doodle Dandy

Oh my. I mean…ouch:

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Is this the fate of the vile non-believers?

6 Responses to “She’s A Yank-Your-Doodle Dandy”

  1. Emily says:

    Well, if that was her responce to him bringing home non-alc…non-alcoh…er, near beer, I wouldn’t say her actions were entirely wrong.

  2. Nightfly says:

    Nicetown? Imagine if they lived in Pissed Off Ville.

  3. Nightfly says:

    PS – Blog Title of the Month (at least). I salute you!

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well, at least you didn’t hand it to me…

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Well, you can certainly say that the wife has a pair.
    Well, she had a pair. Briefly.

  6. Faith says:

    I mean,

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