Shouting “STOP! U.S. Marines!!”

…while daunting to the suspect, is still preferable to doing it this way.

A suspected mugger being chased by security guards met a grisly end when he fled into a South African zoo and climbed into the tiger enclosure.

4 Responses to “Shouting “STOP! U.S. Marines!!””

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    But it wasn’t a grizzly end…

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    …it was a tiger front.

  3. Nightfly says:

    Maybe the beer can was the tiger’s? Gotta have a tasty beverage to wash down your snack.
    Q – what were the crook’s last words?
    A – “Oh $#**&! The Marines! I’d rather risk the tigers!”

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Maybe the beer can was just kitty litter…..

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