Signs Of The Impending Zombie Apocalypse
Our new Super Genius Economic adviser in charge of making the economy alive again…is a ghoul
Washington (CNN) — President Obama could announce as early as Friday morning that he will tap Austan Goolsbee to be chairman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers, according to two senior administration officials familiar with the announcement.
“There are no brains in this White House for me to eat. I was promised braiiiiiiiiiiins.”
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September 10, 2010 6:52 am
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So, a sycophantic insect ghoul is taking over Romer’s job, eh? He sounds like a Rahm Mini-Me, only different.
I say we do the mash…we do The Monster Mash!
Speaking of the Monster Mash, Dughter has decreed that on Halloween we’re watching both “Nightmare” and “Nosferatu.” Yippee!
er, “Daughter” me means
“Weasle” comes to mind with this guy.
The Monster Mash! Where is the Crypt-Kicker Five when we really need them?
Heck, he even LOOKS like a zombie. All he needs is some decaying flesh.
He even has the name for it TRJ. Replace one “o” with a “u” and shazaam!
And then he opines.
Why not. You could put the economy on the set of the Night of the Living Dead and nobody would object or consider it out of place.