Signs Of The Impending Zombie Apocalypse

Our new Super Genius Economic adviser in charge of making the economy alive again…is a ghoul

Washington (CNN) — President Obama could announce as early as Friday morning that he will tap Austan Goolsbee to be chairman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers, according to two senior administration officials familiar with the announcement.

“There are no brains in this White House for me to eat. I was promised braiiiiiiiiiiins.”

9 Responses to “Signs Of The Impending Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. So, a sycophantic insect ghoul is taking over Romer’s job, eh? He sounds like a Rahm Mini-Me, only different.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    I say we do the mash…we do The Monster Mash!

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Speaking of the Monster Mash, Dughter has decreed that on Halloween we’re watching both “Nightmare” and “Nosferatu.” Yippee!

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    er, “Daughter” me means

  5. major dad says:

    “Weasle” comes to mind with this guy.

  6. Yojimbo says:

    The Monster Mash! Where is the Crypt-Kicker Five when we really need them?

  7. JeffS says:

    Heck, he even LOOKS like a zombie. All he needs is some decaying flesh.

  8. Yojimbo says:

    He even has the name for it TRJ. Replace one “o” with a “u” and shazaam!

  9. Yojimbo says:

    And then he opines.

    Why not. You could put the economy on the set of the Night of the Living Dead and nobody would object or consider it out of place.

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