Sir Macca Vs Lady Mucca

While my bank account gently weeps:

THE McCARTNEY divorce is going to be the most bitter high-profile split since Charles and Diana’s ten years ago.
Heather Mills, dubbed Lady Mucca after The Sun exposed her porno past, has hired the same lawyers used by the late Princess as she battles Macca for his millions.
Although she once claimed she had no interest in the former Beatle’s £800million fortune, ex-hooker Heather went to see top divorce firm Mishcon de Reya this week.

This is going to get nasty-nasty.
And I’m adoring the UK press’ coverage!

20 Responses to “Sir Macca Vs Lady Mucca”

  1. Maybe I should leg it on over there and check out the press coverage.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    You won’t be stumped!

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I don’t Ken is looking for stumps, Mr. Bingley, but I’m sure he’ll keep a breast of the situation.

  4. Susanna says:

    I just knew it would digress into this, and I am so glad it did. You guys always have a leg up on the insensitivity.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    We’ve got it pegged, Susanna.
    Of course, we are cycling through some old material.

  6. Susanna says:

    You hobble the competition with your crassness, you Swillers.

  7. Yes, our crassness kneeds an outlet.

  8. [Weird tangent] These references, strangely, reminded me of a rather ribald story (updated to reflect modern conditions). Any similarities to living people are purely unintentional…
    It seems this young American Marine stationed in Iraq fell in love and married a local girl. Having no place for a honeymoon, they spent the wedding night at the bride’s family’s house. They repaired to a bedroom upstairs while the girl’s mother prepared dinner.
    The Marine removed his shirt and the girl saw that he had a Marine Corps emblem tattooed on his biceps. She had never seen a tattoo, and she ran downstairs to the kitchen and cried “Mama! He has a picture on his arm!”
    Her mother gently calmed her and said “Sweetheart, go and be with your husband while I make dinner.”
    The girl went back to the bedroom. Her husband removed his undershirt. He had a tattoo of a landing craft on his chest. The poor girl ran downstairs and cried “Mama! Mama! He has a picture on his chest!”
    Her mother gently calmed her again and said “Sweetheart, please, go be with your husband while I make dinner.”
    She went back upstairs. Slowly, the Marine removed his shoes and socks, and the girl was shocked to see that he’d had part of one foot blown off in combat. She ran downstairs again, and cried “Mama! Mama! He’s got a foot and a half!”
    Her mother said “Sweetheart, go make dinner…”

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well, that rules out Mike and Major Dad, I’d imagine.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    We’ve got a whole whored of bad jokes on this issue.

  11. They’ve become a glute on the market.

  12. You guys always have a leg up on the insensitivity
    (Civility is a crutch and highly overrated.) I just hate how Macca used his gazillions to hooker in.

  13. Mr. Bingley says:

    I just hope he doesn’t calf in to her demands.

  14. I don’t really know why she needs his money. She can stand on her own foot.

  15. I mean, she may now think she’s all high and mighty but she still puts on her pant one leg at a time. Or at all.
    But naturally, she’s caught the lawsuit lottery fever. “Come on, baby needs a new shoe!”

  16. Nightfly says:

    You guys always have a leg up on the insensitivity.
    They get a leg up on everything, Susanna…
    Say, didn’t Heather Mills star in “The (Grand)Parent Trap”?

  17. major dad says:

    Just what have you been fantasizing er imagining there pencil neck? Don’t think your fixation on “pipe” is going unnoticed.

  18. Susanna says:

    (nothing to add at the moment, out the door to the gym, but this is exactly why I come here… so wrong, and yet, so right)

  19. Eww

    This is just too weird. Normally, I would consider gossipy stuff like this off limits but, given recent events and the attendant tasteless humor, I’ll go ahead with it. It might make for another deep vein of tasteless humor. Backstory:…

  20. Hog Whitman says:

    The crassness of these insensitive comments is making me hopping mad.

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