So, a Pirate Walks Into the Doctor’s Office…

…with a steering wheel attached to his schwanz.
“Good grief!” says the doctor. “What’s that?!”

“Argh!!“

says the pirate.

“It’s drivin’ me nuts.“

One Response to “So, a Pirate Walks Into the Doctor’s Office…”

1. BlackDog says:

   September 8, 2007 at 10:54 pm

   That reminds me of this old story………
   At a base in Vietnam, Bob Hope got Ann Margaret to dig in his pants.
   Ann said, “I feel silly doing this.”
   Bob said. ” Dig deeper and you will feel nuts.”