So, Come Sunday, Ebola and I Should Have a Fully Loaded Budget Truck

…(complete with Commando Wagon-carrying trailer attached) ready for our happy crosscountry jaunt to Tucson, where I will then unceremoniously boot him to the curb with all his crap bawl piteously, as I abandon my baby boy the farthest away he’s ever been from us, EVER. (Stupid Air Force.)

Just in time for our 1500+ mile run down I-10, Althouse takes a break from smelly, obnoxious protestors to link to a “How to Avoid Bedbugs” article. Perfect timing!

WTF is a “dissolvable laundry bag”?

15 Responses to “So, Come Sunday, Ebola and I Should Have a Fully Loaded Budget Truck”

1. Yojimbo says:

   March 3, 2011 at 10:37 am

   Welcome to meerkat free Kalahari-West. Ignore all that idle talk of “monsoon season”.

   And Davis-Monthan was doing so well.

2. Laura says:

   March 3, 2011 at 10:39 am

   I think it’s made out of licorice. No wait, that’s panties…

3. tree hugging sister says:

   March 3, 2011 at 10:41 am

   Duh. Not “edible”, but thanks for your help anyway.

4. LC Aggie Sith says:

   March 3, 2011 at 12:29 pm

   Any chance y’all will stop here???

5. major dad says:

   March 3, 2011 at 12:39 pm

   Licorice panties?

6. Dr Alice says:

   March 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm

   Awww! If Ebola ever gets a hankering to tour Los Angeles, let me know. He can crash here prn and I can show him all my favorite hot dog/burger/burrito places in town.

7. JeffS says:

   March 3, 2011 at 3:42 pm

   Dr. Alice, you will also need to deplete your local Costco of all victuals and drink before Ebola arrives.

   I’ve seen him in action, and he puts a plague of locusts to shame.

8. major dad says:

   March 3, 2011 at 4:06 pm

   Dr. Alice he would want to go to In n Out Burgers and El Pollo Loco to start…

9. kcruella101 says:

   March 3, 2011 at 6:57 pm

   What a lovely way to spend your birthday.

10. Yojimbo says:

    March 3, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Plenty of In n Out Burgers in Tucson. Take him to a real burger place- the Apple Pan in WestLos.

11. JeffS says:

    March 3, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    BTW, Sis, you can getcher “dissolvable laundry bags” ratcher.

    Order today!

12. kcruella101 says:

    March 3, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    This might help also. http://www.brookstone.com/sleep-solutions_antibacterial-uvc-bed-vac.html?bkeid=email|030211-01&ep_mid=6881142&ep_rid=424460022

13. Donna D. says:

    March 4, 2011 at 8:15 am

    You know this is the only way you would want to spend your birthday

14. Larry says:

    March 4, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Come on down, the weather is great right now; shorts and T-shirt weather. Tha means it will probable be an early summer though. Have a safe trip.

15. JeffS says:

    March 5, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Hey, Sis! Paco Enterprises has something for you!!!