So I Baked A King Cake Today

…and somehow I ended up with the Easter Anus™

I’m a little hesitant to dive right in…

20 Responses to “So I Baked A King Cake Today”

  1. Robb Allen says:

    I think a little Preparation H icing would work perfectly here.

  2. Dave E. says:

    If it pulsed with a cheap special effects glow I’d peg it as an old Star Trek prop.

  3. Gunslinger says:

    I think “Wow!” pretty much covers it.

  4. Rob says:

    Looks interesting, Mr B. I’d be a little hesitant, too. Doesn’t look like the king cakes I’m used to.

  5. Susanna says:

    Sweet Jesus, it’s the Easter Anus!

  6. Skul says:

    Huumph,– I think it’s something that came OUT of the Easter anus.

  7. colin says:

    Sell it on ebay.

  8. major dad says:

    Sure that’s not Uranus?

  9. The_Real_JeffS says:

    It has a lot of colors….maybe you could sell it to the Rainbow Coalition as a mascot.

  10. NJ Sue says:

    I actually ate some. I’m still alive. It was really pretty tasty, despite the frightening appearance.

  11. Susanna says:

    It’s actually much prettier and rendered of a softer color palette and shape than the King Cakes I am accustomed to seeing…
    It’s like the soft, floaty, pastel King Cake. The kinder, gentler King Cake. The Compassionate King Cake.

  12. Emily says:

    I bet that’s what Syd Barrett’s brains looked like when he died.

  13. Ebola says:

    My uncle, creator of the Table Tumor™: devourer of cakey material. Eat it before it eats you.

  14. Nightfly says:

    Sure that’s not Uranus?
    I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2650 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Now it’s called “Urectum.”

  15. Ave says:

    Since this cake has a soft tunnel of fudge an ordinary doneness test cannot be used. Nuts are essential for the success of the recipe.

  16. Kate P says:

    I don’t think they’ll throw you beads if you flash that. . .

  17. colin says:

    ..and to think there’s a little plastic baby in there somewhere.

  18. Skul says:

    ….or the Easter Gerbil.

  19. DirtCrashr says:

    It’s Jabba the Baker’s Dozen!

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