So I Baked A King Cake Today

…and somehow I ended up with the Easter Anus™

I’m a little hesitant to dive right in…

20 Responses to “So I Baked A King Cake Today”

1. Robb Allen says:

   February 19, 2007 at 3:44 pm

   I think a little Preparation H icing would work perfectly here.

2. Dave E. says:

   February 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm

   If it pulsed with a cheap special effects glow I’d peg it as an old Star Trek prop.

3. Gunslinger says:

   February 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm

   I think “Wow!” pretty much covers it.

4. Rob says:

   February 19, 2007 at 4:57 pm

   Looks interesting, Mr B. I’d be a little hesitant, too. Doesn’t look like the king cakes I’m used to.

5. Susanna says:

   February 19, 2007 at 5:20 pm

   Sweet Jesus, it’s the Easter Anus!

6. Skul says:

   February 19, 2007 at 7:08 pm

   Huumph,– I think it’s something that came OUT of the Easter anus.

7. colin says:

   February 19, 2007 at 7:19 pm

   Sell it on ebay.

8. major dad says:

   February 19, 2007 at 7:34 pm

   Sure that’s not Uranus?

9. The_Real_JeffS says:

   February 19, 2007 at 7:45 pm

   It has a lot of colors….maybe you could sell it to the Rainbow Coalition as a mascot.

10. NJ Sue says:

    February 19, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    I actually ate some. I’m still alive. It was really pretty tasty, despite the frightening appearance.

11. Susanna says:

    February 19, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    It’s actually much prettier and rendered of a softer color palette and shape than the King Cakes I am accustomed to seeing…
    It’s like the soft, floaty, pastel King Cake. The kinder, gentler King Cake. The Compassionate King Cake.

12. Crusader says:

    February 20, 2007 at 6:38 am

    Nice buns.

13. Emily says:

    February 20, 2007 at 10:13 am

    I bet that’s what Syd Barrett’s brains looked like when he died.

14. Ebola says:

    February 20, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    My uncle, creator of the Table Tumor™: devourer of cakey material. Eat it before it eats you.

15. Nightfly says:

    February 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Sure that’s not Uranus?
    I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2650 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Now it’s called “Urectum.”

16. Ave says:

    February 20, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Since this cake has a soft tunnel of fudge an ordinary doneness test cannot be used. Nuts are essential for the success of the recipe.

17. Kate P says:

    February 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    I don’t think they’ll throw you beads if you flash that. . .

18. colin says:

    February 20, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    ..and to think there’s a little plastic baby in there somewhere.

19. Skul says:

    February 21, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    ….or the Easter Gerbil.

20. DirtCrashr says:

    February 21, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    It’s Jabba the Baker’s Dozen!