So, Seein’s How Nanny Mikey Coddled These Cretins All Fall and Winter

you’re supposed to believe he can handle them now?

Occupy Wall Street plans mass May Day demonstration to shut down NYC

Protesters to target bridges, tunnels and finance biz buildings; Mayor Bloomberg vows quick police response

The NYPD is bracing for an attempt by Occupy Wall Street protesters to shut down traffic at arteries across the city during a mass demonstration Tuesday.

Using websites and pamphlets, OWS organizers are urging people to help block traffic at bridge and tunnel ports to slow people going to work on May Day.

Protesters — who also plan action in front of several financial buildings — are using the date to strengthen their numbers since the labor movement traditionally holds rallies that day.

“No work, no school, no shopping, now housework, no compliance,” reads a posting on one OWS-related website. “If you can’t strike call in sick. If you can’t call in sick hold a slow down.”

Mayor Bloomberg said the city is prepared to thwart any actions that could cause serious delays in people’s commutes.

Um…shoowah. Like dat’ll happen.

5 Responses to “So, Seein’s How Nanny Mikey Coddled These Cretins All Fall and Winter”

  1. aelfheld says:

    A contest of passivities.

  2. JeffS says:

    All Bloomberg has to do is give the police a free hand, and #OWS will run whimpering back to their parent’s basement.

    Which he won’t do. I imagine that, deep down inside, he hearts those hippies.

  3. currently says:

    Wonder what would happen if the motorists just ran over a few of the jaywalkers?

  4. Gunslinger says:

    It’s a pity that the OWS morons don’t have to go up against, for instance, South Korean riot police. The sight of all those Birkenstocks, iPads, and soy lattés flying through the air accompanied by the sound of wailing hipsters and anarchist wannabes would be heartwarming.

  5. mojo says:

    “Well, Major, there are certain parts of New York that I wouldn’t suggest you invade.”
    — Casablanca

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