So When You GO BLIND Looking at FILTHY PORNY Playboys Like Sister Mary Margaret SAID You Would…

TODAY’S ULTIMATE MORAL AUTHORITY FORECAST:
“YOU’LL GO BLIND”

…don’t sweat the small stuff! I gotcha covered.

A Whole Different Playboy Channel – for the Blind

Suzi Hanks reads Playboy magazine for the articles. And the jokes. And the letters and cartoons. And yes, for the pictures.

Each week, for an hour, Hanks snuggles close to a microphone in a tiny soundproof closet, reading — and describing in great detail — portions of the latest Playboy issue for the blind.

…As for the photos, consider Miss August. Hanks examines in great detail the magazine’s trademark monthly centerfold subject. The picture becomes clear.

I’m thinkin’ this is almost a twofer, right? The magazine AND one of those 1-800 heavy breathing numbers?

Bargains abound lately.

4 Responses to “So When You GO BLIND Looking at FILTHY PORNY Playboys Like Sister Mary Margaret SAID You Would…”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    Next up: Playboy in Braille. Just imagine how long the centerfold bumps last.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    There’s been a braille edition for “decades,” according to the article.

    Did you only look at the pictures?

  3. Gary from Jersey says:

    What articles?

  4. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Hey – they had some good articles – and excellent fiction. I used to read them quite often.

    Afraid I skipped the centerfolds though. I liked Playgirl’s better. 😛

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