Some Religious Humor

First a Catholic Joke:

A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers. “A Priest, Somebody get me a Priest!” the man gasps.
Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.
A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, “A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn’t there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?”
Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.
“Mr. Policeman,” says the man, “I’m not a priest. I’m not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I’m living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I’m overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man.” The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.
The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:
“B-4…. I-19…. N-38…. G-54…. O-72….”

And a Protestant Joke:

A Protestant was shipwrecked, alone, on a tropical island. Finally, after many years of solitude a passing ship noticed him and sent a boat to pick him up. As they were coming away from the island one of the crew turned to the man and said “What are those three buildings?”
“Well,” said the man, “the one on the left is my house. And the one in the center is my church.”
“And the one on the right is the church I used to belong to.”

2 Responses to “Some Religious Humor”

  1. WunderKraut says:

    Having a HUGE Baptist population in WunderTown I have a Baptist joke:
    What’s the difference between an Episcopalian and a Baptist? The Episcopalian will speak to you in the liquor store.

  2. Ken Summers says:

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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