Sometimes A Girl

…can only stand so much.

A Pakistani woman beheaded her husband, chopped up his body and dumped the dismembered parts in a sewerage drain after he announced plans to take a fourth wife, police said on Wednesday.

30 Responses to “Sometimes A Girl”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    I guess his plan turned out to be a decapital idea.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Take heed, Major Dad.

  3. He went to pieces over her.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Three’s company, but four’s…

  5. Ken Summers says:

    Has anybody here ever heard of Johnny Hoy?

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Although I’m not sure what her problem was, since according to the story four wives are legal in Pakistan. So it seems like in addition to beheading her husband she also be headed for some serious punishment.

  7. Rob says:

    I guess there’s enough of him to go around now.

  8. Ken Summers says:

    Yeah, she really vented his spleen.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    She decided to cut her losses.

  10. Nightfly says:

    She felt that his attentions were too divided.

  11. Ken Summers says:

    And now he has nobody.

  12. Crusader says:

    Usually the wife is the one who loses her head over these things…tho she still may.

  13. Rob says:

    That depends on if the authorities can piece together enough evidence, Nightfly.

  14. Mr. Bingley says:

    I heard he might sewer.

  15. Rob says:

    It’s cut and dry, Bingley.

  16. Nightfly says:

    All they know for sure is that he liked to travel all over Pakistan.

  17. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Honey, you treat me like chopped liver.”

  18. major dad says:

    THS would never resort to such crude methods, her proficiency with firearms would preclude her from using a utensil. Why would anyone want three let alone four wives? Unless of coure they were brain dead, subservient nymphos who can cook and did swimsuit modeling on the side.

  19. Mr. Bingley says:

    Valid points all, major dad.

  20. Ken Summers says:

    Yeah, but three or four mothers-in-law?

  21. Mash says:

    Lorena Bobbitt not looking so bad now, huh? 😉

  22. Mr. Bingley says:

    She’s a cut above the rest, Mash.

  23. Ken Summers says:

    But below the belt

  24. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Unless of coure they were brain dead, subservient nymphos who can cook and did swimsuit modeling on the side.
    Sounds good to me. Where can I convert? Do the wives come with conversion, or do I have to use a catalog?
    Oh, wait, polygamy is illegal in the States. Rats!
    Well, at least I kept my head.

  25. Mash says:

    Take my wife…please!

  26. (Oh, you are sooooo TOAST, Mash!)

  27. Nightfly says:

    They left this scene out of the last episode of Big Love.

  28. Ken Summers says:

    Jeff and MD been watching too much Stepford.

  29. Beth Donovan says:

    He really lost his head over that decision!

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