Sounds Like a Pile of Elephant Dung to Me!

So maybe the Loch Ness monster was actually a circus elephant.
Neil Clark, curator of paleontology at the Hunterian Museum in Glasgow, sees striking similarities between descriptions of Nessie and what an Indian elephant looks like while swimming. And perhaps not coincidentally a traveling circus featuring elephants passed by the misty lake in the 1930s at the height of the monster sightings.

While an elephant is verra large beast indeed, there nae way it’s greater in size than Urqhuart, as ye can clearly see Nessie is!

The daft dolts. Leave the monster huntin’ tae them’s that’s the stomach fer it, ye pasty white haggis hamsters.

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