Spam Of The Day

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I could not have said it better myself.

18 Responses to “Spam Of The Day”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    Geez. Alan Ginzburg’s still alive?

  2. Yojimbo says:

    Or James Joyce. The guy moonlights as Obama’s foreign policy go to person.

  3. Rob says:

    You gotta admit there’s nothing there with which any sane person can disagree.

  4. Yojimbo says:

    That’s a rational conclusion, Rob.

  5. nightfly says:

    Joyce may be obscure, and a puzzle to read… but he’s not a spewer of gibberish. This is even below the standard of a autophrasing program. It’s like it was run through Google translate six times.

  6. Yojimbo says:

    Sorry, just an ineffective play on “stream of CONSCIOUSNESS”.

    If you run that through Google translate seven times you get “Original Six rocks”.:)

  7. David Crawford says:

    Oh come on you guys. Each and every one of you has, at one time, got so drunk that, one, you sounded exactly like that, and, two, you actually understood what that person was saying.

  8. JeffS says:

    Maybe this is Robert Gibbs new gig?

  9. tree hugging sister says:

    Obviously **sniff** David has NO idea who he’s talking to…or ABOUT.

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    Well, schmaybe Jeff.

    But the rest of us?


  11. David Crawford says:

    Here’s the scary part. In downtown Seattle, near Pioneer Square, there are certain gentlemen, known as “urban outdoorsmen” I believe, who barrel down the sidewalk having a running monologue that sounds very similar to that spam.

  12. tree hugging sister says:

    Oddly enough, Jeff’s FROM Washington State…

  13. Yojimbo says:

    Yeah but in TRJ’s section of Washington “urban outdoorsmen” have been supplanted by giant earthworms ahh,er, worming their way into your consciousness.

  14. JeffS says:

    That’s why I keep a shotgun by the door, Yojimbo. Them worms is mean ‘uns!

    Why, some dogs went missing last week, a couple blocks over, and the worm sign was clear as could be!

  15. JeffS says:

    Actually, Sis, I *LIVE* in Washington State, but I am *FROM* Oregon, whence I was born.


  16. tree hugging sister says:

    Right. Like the words “Borg” and “assimilation” weren’t invented for a reason.

    We’ve met, remember?

    Or schmaybe…you don’t. 8^O

  17. Gunslinger says:

    I could swear I’ve heard that before at a poetry slam waaaaay back in 1993.

  18. JeffS says:

    Sis, I *do* remember that lovely visit to you, Major Dad, and the Canines. The hospitality, the food, the company, the dogs, the sites……

    But “Borg” is of Nordic origin, and generally means “castle”. As a retired Army engineer, that’s appropriate, and hardly insulting.

    But “assimilation”? Please. I’m the most unassimilated person there is. I *live* for non-conformity.


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