Spam Of The Day
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on therange.Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldnt believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of tows mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, Its a miracle!Not really, said the cow. Your name is written inside the cover.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
December 28, 2012 6:26 am
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That’s awesome. And not incidentally, the humor guarantees the spam will be read.
Heh… bet that cow made smart steaks…
Seriously! I mean, when’s the last time you saw coherent spam with only 1 spelling error?
Hell, when’s the last time you saw that from me?
It could be a Swiss cow, they’re very nice and clever and happy.
Similar thing happened to me, only it was an alligator that returned my copy of Walt Kelly’s Pogo Comic Strips.
That’s actually not TOO bad a joke. There were a couple of spacing errors along with the tow. But, all in all, that’s the best spam I’ve read in years.
@Mockingbird…Pogo. Walt Kelly was a genius. You should be VERY grateful to that alligator. (Did he say anything about the 13th of the month, btw – just curious?)
It was probably a Wisconsin cow. A California cow (you know, those happy ones) would have lectured the cowboy on his bitter clinging to his Bible.
Two cows walked into Whole Foods.
One cow said to the other “man, can you believe the price of arugula in this place?”
I think they walked into CostCo, Mr. B, not Whole Foods.