Speaking of Goats and Frenchmen
Isn’t “CAPE GIRARDEAU” a French name?
Goat’s Rotten Week Ends With Eviction
First she was assaulted with spray paint, then kidnapped. Now, Sharon the goat faces eviction.
The 7-month-old animal has been the mascot for the Sigma Chi fraternity at Southeast Missouri State University. On Oct. 21, someone got inside a security fence at the frat house and spray-painted the goat.
Then early Sunday, the fraternity reported Sharon missing.
Oh yeah, I’ll BET they did…
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
October 26, 2005 4:27 pm
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Wait until Ken hears about this. He is going to be pissed.
My best pal lives down the road from Cape Girardeau. I’ll ask him if there’s been any Ken sightings in the area.
Because of the animal cruelty, Emily, or that he joined the wrong frat in college?
Now we know where Ken really was…..
The cruelty thing. You know about the special love Ken has for these creatures.
So, besides dabbling in bestiality these frat boys are pedophiles! 7 month old goat, for shame, college boys…
Ok, Cape is, like, 45 minutes from my hometown. My cousin is a SEMO alumni. Represent.
(Plus, did y’all read about the attorney who showed up drunk for his DWI trial? Yeah, that was in my court. We made the national news. God.)
Well, did he take a cab to court at least, Lisa?
Looks like Ken is off the hook concerning an earlier situation.
h/t: Quentin George.
Bing,
Oh hell, no. He was brought by a friend who was ALSO ten sheets to the wind. Apparently, partying all night is just the way to prepare for your DWI TRIAL.
Still can’t believe it made the AP wires. . .
“Tait said he and [his dead friend] were never given permission to go on the neighbours’ property in the middle of the night to have sex with their horses,” the sheriffs said.
Well, that’s what you get for not asking permission.
So Lisa, get your face in the papers escorting the miscreants out?
Hahahahaaha! No.
That would be the job of Jim, our 65-year-old bailiff.
Loved that story, Lisa. No place is safe from stupidity, apparently.
Y’all are just jealous.
You keep telling yourself that, Ken.