Stimulus My Dyin’…Mammi

Former Vice President Al Gore’s campaign to save the planet from global warming has netted him a Nobel Peace Prize, an Academy Award and now $529 million in taxpayer money.

The federal government has loaned $529 million to Fisker Automotive Inc., a small car company backed by Gore to help build a hybrid sports car in Finland that will sell for about $89,000, the Wall Street Journal reported.

$529 MILLION. Finnish automotive company. Not “finish” as in “done”, FINNISH as in FOURFRICKINTHOUSANDMILES from anything remotely considered United States territory.


Oh, you GOT to be shittin’ me, Democrats.

When I get through FINISH wiping the bloody tears from my cheeks, I will abuse you some more.

Porcine people’s protector Al Gore remains one of the most despicable biomasses ever belched out upon the face of this earth.

4 Responses to “Stimulus My Dyin’…Mammi”

  1. Skyler says:

    But they do make very nice cars in Finland. Mine was made there. I think the Finns are very nice people.

    I think they’re so nice, we should give them more of our money. Just because they’re nice.

    You got something against nice people? That want to save the children? And the environment? For the Polar Bears?

  2. Dave J. says:

    Only the Finns know how to protect us from ManBearPig.

  3. Gary from Jersey says:

    Great move. The market for $89,000 cars tanked months ago and hybrid sales are way off. Oh, yeah: there are American companies making nearly identical cars but can’t find buyers. Maybe it’s because the people building them speak Murkin, which is reason enough for Democrats to ship your tax money to a country renowned for its anti-Americanism.

  4. Jim - PRS says:

    In a sane world, Al Gore would be a Walmart greeter.

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