Super Action Hot Breaking Exclusive!

With the internets all a buzz about the exciting discovery of Sarah Palin’s SAT scores, which conclusively prove how smart the lefty blogosphere is and just how, well, pitiful, really, damn near anyone who doesn’t agree with them is, I can now reveal for the first time EVUH Sarah Palin’s acceptance letter to John McCain after he asked her to be his running mate:

Sources deep in the campaign have 100% guaranteed that it is the real deal.

7 Responses to “Super Action Hot Breaking Exclusive!”

  1. greg newson says:

    I suspect a forgery.Whoever wrote that note is
    right-handed,I think she’s left-handed.Plus, she
    would have used a pink crayon,not green.

  2. don says:

    That letter is insanely funny.
    As an Obama supporter, I certainly hope my fellow supporters don’t mistake this letter as being authentic.
    The ‘John Deere’ almost made me drop my soft drink. LOL.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    You’ve got to be able to laugh at this stuff, don! When I saw that pitiable forgery on “her” SATs, I just had to laugh…and try my hand at it too.

  4. PDS. You gotta love it. Or at least laugh at it.

  5. greg newson says:

    This could be Congresswoman Jackie Speier’s handwriting.She is my representative and once
    proposed lowering the voting age to 14.

  6. Kate P says:

    Best apocrypha ever. 🙂
    (And of all the people to get dragged into this PDS as Ken terms it, poor Dawn!)

  7. nightfly says:

    “425 verbal sounds about right….” Uhm, yeah, but back then the scores were all multiples of TEN. You couldn’t get a 425 verbal score – it was impossible.
    So, who’s the ignoramus now, Wonkette?

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