Sure, Bush Is Hell-Spawn
But did you realize that according to the Junior Senator from Massachusetts (and did you know he served in Vietnam, btw?) he is also able to spawn tornadoes?
Politicians using tragedy to advance an agenda has been a tried-and-true strategy. Paint the idea green and a natural catastrophe became political fodder for former Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry (Mass.).
Kerry appeared on MSNBC on February 6 to discuss storms that have killed at least 50 people throughout the Southeastern United States. So, of course, Kerry used the platform to advance global warming alarmism.
“[I] don’t want to sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately, but on the other hand, the weather service has told us we are going to have more and more intense storms,” Kerry said. “And insurance companies are beginning to look at this issue and understand this is related to the intensity of storms that is related to the warming of the earth. And so it goes to global warming and larger issues that we’re not paying attention to. The fact is the hurricanes are more intensive, the storms are more intensive and the rainfall is more intense at certain places at certain times and the weather patterns have changed.”
Let’s look at the key eloquent phrase of this keen insight, where his education and sheer intellectual brilliance really shine (at least to this common man):
“[I] don’t want to sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately, but on the other hand, the weather service has told us we are going to have more and more intense storms,” Kerry said.
I could not have said it any better even if I had a Magic Hat.
Clearly, John Effing Kerry doesn’t realize that the position of Supreme Bishop of the Church of Mother Gaia™ has already been filled.
That’s some impenetrable verbosity even from Kerry.
Shoulda been “even FOR Kerry”.
He should have read the paper this morning.
NOAA:
The article also says, “Meteorologists are quick to say they cannot blame global warming.”
Not as quik as Jon Kary!
Yeah, you have to be kinda slow to say stuff like he does.
It sounds like a drunken collegiate party game (or better yet, a quote from a Zappa album) “Hey, let’s sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately!”
I’m surprised he didn’t go with “Bush’s tornadoes razed villages in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan”.
I’m surprised he didn’t go with “Bush’s tornadoes razed villages in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan”.
Already done……in color!
Oh, Dave ~ BRILLIANT!
If this was a Reuter’s photo, they’d say it was tornadoes.