That SUCKING Sound You Hear

…is the A[ss- kissing] P[ornographers] workin’ Gorezilla over tag-team fashion.

Nobel Vindication for Gore, Scientists
For years, former Vice President Al Gore and a host of climate scientists were belittled and, worst of all, ignored for their message about how dire global warming is.
… Gore, who learned of his award from watching the live TV announcement—hearing his name amid the Norwegian—was not celebratory Friday. His tone was somber. He spoke beside his wife, Tipper, and four Stanford University climate scientists who were co-authors of the international climate report. Outside the building, schoolchildren held a sign saying, “Thank you Al.”
For years, there was little thanks.

Pity the poor pudgiferous prophet ~ crying in the wilderness, naked and mewling for succor.

Cry me a wet hankie. Why do I ALWAYS find this revolting drivel right before dinner?

6 Responses to “That SUCKING Sound You Hear”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    “Little thanks”? All those gazillions of dollars pumped into his bank account, adulations of millions of fools, er, people, and an Oscar for his sleepathon (where Gore was practically given blow jobs on stage), is “little thanks”? I don’t think so!
    Of course, not everything lasts forever.

  2. Gunslinger says:

    “revolting drivel”

    Nope, that’s more along the lines of a triple scoop horseshit sundae
    perched atop a pungent
    seven layer bullshit cake frosted with
    a smarmy batshit glaze all of which is the centerpiece
    of a Golden Corral sized buffet of whaleshit soufflé.

  3. RebeccaH says:

    Never mind the Nobel. What’s with all the iconic, saintly portraits of Al that are suddenly appearing everywhere. Next thing you know, they’re going to be painting sixty-foot portraits on the sides of buildings, and hanging a portrait in every school room. This guy is seriously starting to believe his own hype.

  4. ricki says:

    …and looking at the pictures I’ve seen just recently, it seems that it’s not just Redbook who’s Photoshopping their cover girls (boys) to make them look trim and youthful.

  5. mojo says:

    Can you believe the pic of his holiness they chose? Head shot of St. Al, chin out-thrust in a sort of homage to Mussolini…

  6. mojo says:

    Here’s the link to Malkin’s site, it’s in the right sidebar, second down.

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