There Are Times “The Onion” Is Completely Awesome

This is one of those times. The cartoon at this link is completely NSFW, but this should be linked as much as possible

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

6 Responses to “There Are Times “The Onion” Is Completely Awesome”

  1. leelu says:

    It’s kinda rude, but, eh.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    It is exceptionally rude.

    Which is the point.

    I wonder what the State Department will tweet about it?

  3. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Mr. Bingley.

    No need to wonder. The Oracle will advise you. They will tweet nothing. (As you likely already knew.) Because Mo wasn’t involved, so it doesn’t deserve a tweet…

  4. Kathy Kinsley says:

    And yes, the Onion is awesome – even when I want to throw things at them. Because they take on everyone. (Even the side I suspect they most agree with.) There ain’t NO political correctness there. I like that in a publication.

    Like it in Jon Stewart too.

  5. nightfly says:

    Excuse me, I have to vent my murderous rage in the manner most appropriate to my people.

    GOSH DARN IT!!!!!

    Sorry, but that really worked me up. Anyone want some Jello?

  6. Yojimbo says:

    What flavor, and does it have a topping?

    “GOSH DARN IT” is somewhat over the top for me.

    Not in my name.

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