The Atheist

An Atheist walked through the woods exclaiming “What majestic trees!
“What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charge
towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked
over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with
his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!!!”
Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright
light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t
exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
The Atheist looked directly into the light,
“It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a
Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?”
“Very Well,” said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear

“Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.

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