The Elks Have A Lot More Fun Than The Masons
I also can not comment on where I was last night
“Honestly, hahciffer. ‘hwas jus eetin smmm apples…”
A drunken elk desperate for just one more mouthful of fermenting apples lost its balance in the attempt, leaving it stuck in an apple tree in western Sweden.
…According to Johansson, it looked very much like the elk was severely drunk after eating too many fermenting apples.
Drunken elk are common in Sweden during the autumn season when there are plenty of apples lying around on the ground and hanging from branches in Swedish gardens.
Fun, Life | Mr. Bingley | 
September 7, 2011 12:29 pm
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Yes, it does sound like you have some sympathy for this poor creature…..
Maybe it was a gay elk that thought it was “enrolling” in his ex-boyfriend.
I’ll get my coat.
I DONT HAVE ANY EX’S!!!
And anyway, that’s clearly a moose, not an elk.
That looks like an apple tree. Probably tried to climb it.
Wonder why they removed the lampshade.
Good catch, Mr. B, so you clearly haven’t overindulged on the fermented apples.
Too many appletinis. Should have called him a cab.
The moose is missing a rack…does that make it a girl moose?
Girl moose without a rack is a lonely moose. 🙂 I’ll leave quietly now.
Not if girl moose has sparkling personality, Rob!
🙂 I’ll leave quietly as well.
But would either of you still respect her in the morning?
Oh, I REST MY CASE.
Pigs.
A Møøse once bit my sister.
No realli!
A good friend of mine was raised by Moose.
Why are you all rubbishing mooses? Maybe it was a tired moose who decided to sleep in a tree?
Free the Mooses!
/The Moose Liberation Front.
Who goosed the moose????