The Elks Have A Lot More Fun Than The Masons

I also can not comment on where I was last night

“Honestly, hahciffer. ‘hwas jus eetin smmm apples…”

A drunken elk desperate for just one more mouthful of fermenting apples lost its balance in the attempt, leaving it stuck in an apple tree in western Sweden.

…According to Johansson, it looked very much like the elk was severely drunk after eating too many fermenting apples.

Drunken elk are common in Sweden during the autumn season when there are plenty of apples lying around on the ground and hanging from branches in Swedish gardens.

14 Responses to “The Elks Have A Lot More Fun Than The Masons”

  1. JeffS says:

    Yes, it does sound like you have some sympathy for this poor creature…..

  2. Syd B. says:

    Maybe it was a gay elk that thought it was “enrolling” in his ex-boyfriend.

    I’ll get my coat.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:


    And anyway, that’s clearly a moose, not an elk.

  4. Rob says:

    That looks like an apple tree. Probably tried to climb it.

    Wonder why they removed the lampshade.

  5. JeffS says:

    Good catch, Mr. B, so you clearly haven’t overindulged on the fermented apples.

  6. Rob says:

    Too many appletinis. Should have called him a cab.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    The moose is missing a rack…does that make it a girl moose?

  8. Rob says:

    Girl moose without a rack is a lonely moose. 🙂 I’ll leave quietly now.

  9. JeffS says:

    Not if girl moose has sparkling personality, Rob!

    🙂 I’ll leave quietly as well.

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    But would either of you still respect her in the morning?



  11. aelfheld says:

    A Møøse once bit my sister.

    No realli!

  12. Marie says:

    A good friend of mine was raised by Moose.

  13. Winston Smith says:

    Why are you all rubbishing mooses? Maybe it was a tired moose who decided to sleep in a tree?
    Free the Mooses!

    /The Moose Liberation Front.

  14. Moshe says:

    Who goosed the moose????

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