The Evidence Keeps Mounting

Yet more perversion from the Land of Miracle Whip. Look, I can understand your grandkids getting on your nerves

TAVARES, Florida (AP) — A couple tried to hire a hit man to kill their three grandchildren and daughter-in-law to stop them from testifying against their son in his rape trial, authorities said.

But some minds become so twisted and tainted by Kraft Spew that the unthinkable becomes the common

Police said the pair initially offered $100 to an undercover sheriff’s deputy to kill their son’s wife, their 10-year-old granddaughter, two step-grandchildren, ages 14 and 16, and the family dog.
…”(The deputy) said, ‘You want me to kill everyone, including the dog?’ They agreed,” Mysinger said.

We must stop the madness Miracle Whip is causing.
Think of the children…and the dog.

categories People | | datetime June 5, 2006 7:46 am

7 Responses to “The Evidence Keeps Mounting”

  1. nobrainer says:
    June 5, 2006 at 8:07 am

    If I were there defense lawyer, I’d argue that the whole thing has to be a big joke. $100 for all that? They can’t be serious.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 5, 2006 at 8:33 am

    Miracle Whip corrupts the thinking lobes, nobrainer. Lucid thought is no longer possible.

  3. nobrainer says:
    June 5, 2006 at 8:58 am

    Will this be the first use of the “Miracle Whip Defense”?

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 5, 2006 at 9:04 am

    Twinkies are so 80s.

  5. Cullen says:
    June 5, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Think of the … dog.
    Don’t think Ken will have any problems there.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:
    June 5, 2006 at 10:05 am

    If it had been the family goat, Cullen, Mr. Summers would have gone on jihad…..against the grandparents.

  7. tree hugging sister says:
    June 5, 2006 at 11:35 am

    It renders young people’s brains senseless, aka ‘braindead’.

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