The Leslie Nielson

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“[Playing chess] Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Peters: Your bishop’s exposed.
Drebin: It’s these pants.”

6 Responses to “The Leslie Nielson”

  1. JeffS says:

    “Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.”

  2. Gunslinger says:

    Dr. Rumack (Nielsen): You’d better tell the captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

    Elaine: A hospital? What is it?

    Dr. Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

  3. Gunslinger says:

    One of my favorite cop shows next to Barney Miller…

    Police Squad

  4. Gunslinger says:

    Leslie Nielsen sounds off in a British interview.

  5. “Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
    Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): No, thank you, I don’t wear them.”

    May he rest in peace.

  6. nightfly says:

    Capo – Who are you, and how did you get in here?
    Drebin – I’m the locksmith… and, I’m the locksmith.

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