The Leslie Nielson
“[Playing chess] Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Peters: Your bishop’s exposed.
Drebin: It’s these pants.”
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December 4, 2010 10:49 pm
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“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.”
Dr. Rumack (Nielsen): You’d better tell the captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
One of my favorite cop shows next to Barney Miller…
Police Squad
Leslie Nielsen sounds off in a British interview.
“Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): No, thank you, I don’t wear them.”
May he rest in peace.
Capo – Who are you, and how did you get in here?
Drebin – I’m the locksmith… and, I’m the locksmith.