The Macca Demand

There is one catch: Mills wants McCartney to tell the world that she’s no gold digger.

…the why

…According to The Daily Mail, a close friend of the disabled former model said: “Heather thinks that if only Paul would tell everyone she is a nice person, that she’s not a fantasist or a gold digger, then all his fans are going to stop hating her.”

…and the best advice he could ever get, all in the same column.

Sir Paul, if there is any chance you’re reading this, I implore you: Say what Mills wants you to say, then open up your checkbook and make this go away.

You can’t fight crazy.

3 Responses to “The Macca Demand”

  1. Kcruella says:

    It’s about to get uglier, today’s Daily News said that Sir Paul is considering going for full custody of the kid ’cause Heather seems to have lost it. I think they’re in a contest w/ the McGreevey’s for nastiest divorce

  2. memomachine says:

    Hmmmm.
    What a strange thing overall.
    IMO this is a good example of why I’m not married.

  3. Susanna says:

    Truly, the one who will suffer is the child.
    Oh, and then there’s THE REST OF US FOR HAVING TO READ THESE KAKAMAMIE !(*@$&*^@&# HEADLINES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
    Okay. I’m better.
    She’s totally spooling up for an hysterical suicide attempt of some sort. Not good. Seriously. She’s already had the psychotic break and public episodes. Custody is probably a good idea.

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