The Preezey and His Sleezies Will Be Tooting Their Peezies

…but the number only went DOWN because people threw in the towel looking for a job, not because his economic policies pulled them from the edge.

Futures Slip After Weak Government Jobs Report

U.S. stock index futures slipped Friday following a weaker-than-expected government employment report.

Non-farm payrolls rose much less than expected, as employers added 115,000 jobs in April. Economists surveyed by Reuters expected employers to increase hiring by 170,000 workers. Still, the unemployment rate slipped to 8.1 percent, the lowest since January 2009.

Expect massive rounds of “Look what I did! Look what I did! 8.1! 8.1!

4 Responses to “The Preezey and His Sleezies Will Be Tooting Their Peezies”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Why go through the bother of working when you can both get paid to stay home AND not have to pay your mortgage?

  2. Syd B. says:

    Let’s face it, when it comes to speaking the truth, Obama is the the Milli-Vanilli of politics. I hope he eventually gets the atomic wedgie that he deserves.

  3. aelfheld says:

    There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

    And BHO & Co employ all three.

  4. KingShamus says:

    Its amazing. George Bush was a pariah for getting unemployment to hover around 5% for most of his presidency. Obama gets a gold star for presiding over the worst recovery in 100 years.

    Screw you, MSM hacks.

    [rant over/]

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