The ‘Single Sheet’ Whitehouse Plot

…and it’s straight from the horsey mouth. (Proving, yet again, there is nothing too small for the maestro’s evil Rovian machinations.)

Last spring, you were held up as a parody of environmental correctness when you proposed restricting the use of toilet paper to one square per bathroom visit. What was that about? I think it’s a fantastic and eye-opening example of how the media is operated by political figures, of how Karl Rove was humiliated in the media and how, within 24 hours, he was able to humiliate me and take any sort of credibility away from me.
What are you saying? You think Karl Rove leaked the toilet-paper story to the press after you and Laurie David sparred with him about global warming at the White House correspondents’ dinner? I cannot tie him directly to that leak, but within 24 hours of our exchange, as we were leaving D.C., it was on the CNN ticker tape: “Sheryl Crow has proposed that we legislate toilet paper to one square.”
Did you ever actually suggest that? It was always a joke. It was part of a shtick…”

Karl says you already know where to shtick it.

7 Responses to “The ‘Single Sheet’ Whitehouse Plot”

  1. Oh.
    Chick is even denser than I thought.

  2. Gunslinger says:

    There are collapsed stars less dense than Sheryl Crow.

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Yeah, that chick is ultra-dense. No one messes with Lord Karl. No one

  4. A truly intriguing state of matter. Infinitely dense, yet utterly vacuous.

  5. nightfly says:

    I’ve never quite been able to understand how she got to go to the correspondents’ dinner in the first place. Since when has Sheryl Crow worked the DC beat for a major metropolitan paper? That’s like letting me into an astonomer’s convention because I once looked at Jupiter through a telescope.

  6. Nick DVJ says:

    Sheryl Crow owes everything she is to Kevin Gilbert who she forced to an early grave. RIP Kevin.

  7. Earth to Sheryl,
    April 19,2007 Huffington Post.
    You wrote the words yourself,and it was no joke.
    Your super intelligence shined through with these
    “one of my favorites is in the area of forest
    conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen.
    I propose a limitation be put on how many squares
    of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
    Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or hers God-given rights,but I think we are
    an industrious enough people that we can make it
    work with only one square per restroom visit,except,of course those pesky occasions where
    2 to 3 could be required.”
    liberal conspiracy theories and outright lies
    is all this crowd seems to have.
    This “you are all to dumb to understand what I
    really meant,disregard the words coming right out of my mouth(or written on a blog)”crap comes right
    out of the John Kerry book of flip flopping spin
    and Bulls$!t.
    Now please move on to the George Clooney “watch
    the slaughter continue in the Sudan while I give a bunch of meaningless speech’s at the UN and we
    make some more clever bumper stickers”show.

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