The ‘Thigh Master’ Has NOTHING

…on this sixpack.

Europeans Rushing To Bulgaria To Buy “Breast-Boosting Beer”
European men are rushing to Bulgaria to buy Boza beer, which is said to boost women’s breasts, after Bulgaria’s accession to the EU abolished prohibitive customs duties on the drink.
The Bulgarian Boza beer, which is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast, has become popular among bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers across Europe. The beverage is popular among men as gifts for their wives and girlfriends to benefit from its reported ability to make women’s breast grow bigger.
One buyer from Romania said he travelled to Danube so he could buy the famous beer in the Bulgarian town of Rousse, according to Ananova news reports.
Ananova reported he said, “I’ve bought a case for my wife to try out. I really hope I see an improvement.”

A Swill salute to That 1 Guy for pointing out yet another cogent reason to support free trade.

4 Responses to “The ‘Thigh Master’ Has NOTHING

  1. The dog has more going for it…

  2. Raging Mom says:

    If they came out with a beer to help your boobs defy gravity, well, count me in. Until then…

  3. I’m with ya, Mom. COMPLETELY.

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