The Trojan Moose

But locals wonder: can we a fjord it?

STOCKHOLM, Sweden – With little else to attract tourists, promoters of two Swedish counties are pinning their hopes on a truly gargantuan wooden moose.
When completed, the 148-foot tall, 155-foot-long moose will have a restaurant in its belly, as well as a concert hall, conference rooms and a shop, according to Thorbjorn Holmlund, project coordinator and local tourism promoter.
The monument to the moose will be so big that its massive wooden hooves will be firmly planted in two different counties, Vasterbotten and Norrbotten, about 540 miles north of Stockholm.

Sounds like yet another brilliant publicly funded project.


Bork-bork-bork!

(Antler-tip to the Blogfaddah)

7 Responses to “The Trojan Moose”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    They moose be desperate for tourists.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    The monument to the moose will be so big that its massive wooden hooves will be firmly planted in two different counties, Vasterbotten and Norrbotten, about 540 miles north of Stockholm.
    And its rear will be in Bjiggerbottem…

  3. nightfly says:

    If you get taken there against your will, do you start to love it after a few days?

  4. Gunslinger says:

    How soon until the “religion of peace” gets offended by this wooden moose for some ridiculous reason?

  5. Cullen says:

    Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?
    See the lovely lakes
    The wonderful telephone system
    And many interesting furry animals
    Including the majestic moose.
    A moose once bit my sister …

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