The Women’s National Figure Skating Championships Saturday Night

…(which major dad was kind enough to change the channel to) can be summarized succinctly as:

Up. Down. Up. SPLAT. glideglideglideDONK. Spin. SPLAT. Up. Crawl. Up. Half twist in the full layout position. SPLAT. Up. SPLAT. Spin. Stop. Wave.

Sucked.

6 Responses to “The Women’s National Figure Skating Championships Saturday Night”

1. don says:

   January 26, 2010 at 10:22 am

   I take your word for it. I recently read where Nancy Kerrigan’s brother murdered their dad?

   Scary.

2. Gary from Jersey says:

   January 26, 2010 at 11:08 am

   Oh, I dunno, “Up. Down. Up. SPLAT. glideglideglideDONK. Spin. SPLAT. Up. Crawl. Up. Half twist in the full layout position. SPLAT. Up. SPLAT. Spin. Stop. Wave” sounds like fun watching. Maybe they just needed different music, a la the Keystone Kops.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 26, 2010 at 11:22 am

   Up. Down. Up. SPLAT. glideglideglideDONK.

   You been watching Tonya Harding’s wedding video again?

4. ricki says:

   January 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm

   Wait, these are the NATIONALS? Shouldn’t there be fewer “splats” by that point?

5. tree hugging sister says:

   January 26, 2010 at 2:03 pm

   One would think. But it DOES help explain why we’re down to 2 Olympic berths: ’cause dey shitty.

6. JeffS says:

   January 26, 2010 at 8:01 pm

   That description brought an old tune to mind, Sis…..

   “Plop plop, fizz fizz!
   Oh, what a relief it is!
   ……”