What. The. Hell.
If he was going to make a point about how wonderfully God made the banana to suit mankind, you think he’d have pointed out stuff like: “It’s edible!”
“It’s tasty!”
“It’s packed with nutrition!”
“The peels are a comedy goldmine!”
Nope. It’s a mechanical engineering sermon, which is totally the first thing I think about when I get hungry and want to eat fruit.
And are they posing in front of a big Bob Ross painting, or a backdrop for family portraits at K-Mart?
I only watched about 10 seconds. Did it get less stupid?
Trust me ~ it only gets better.
Actually that’s the wrong word. I should have said ‘astonishing’.
How does he explain a lemon?
There you go, changing the subject. This was the BANANA show. Lemons are so Old Testament.
Banana show. Could clams be far behind?
Only if you can catch them.
Does that mean coconuts are the real forbidden fruit?
Hmmm, where have I seen that pose before…
What. The. Hell.
If he was going to make a point about how wonderfully God made the banana to suit mankind, you think he’d have pointed out stuff like:
“It’s edible!”
“It’s tasty!”
“It’s packed with nutrition!”
“The peels are a comedy goldmine!”
Nope. It’s a mechanical engineering sermon, which is totally the first thing I think about when I get hungry and want to eat fruit.
And are they posing in front of a big Bob Ross painting, or a backdrop for family portraits at K-Mart?
So I guess the road sign to Hell says,