There Are No Words

Yes, Virginia. It’s true God made bananas.

11 Responses to “There Are No Words”

  1. I only watched about 10 seconds. Did it get less stupid?

  2. Trust me ~ it only gets better.

  3. Actually that’s the wrong word. I should have said ‘astonishing’.

  4. DirtCrashr says:

    How does he explain a lemon?

  5. There you go, changing the subject. This was the BANANA show. Lemons are so Old Testament.

  6. Banana show. Could clams be far behind?

  7. Gunslinger says:

    Does that mean coconuts are the real forbidden fruit?

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hmmm, where have I seen that pose before…

  9. Nightfly says:

    What. The. Hell.
    If he was going to make a point about how wonderfully God made the banana to suit mankind, you think he’d have pointed out stuff like:
    “It’s edible!”
    “It’s tasty!”
    “It’s packed with nutrition!”
    “The peels are a comedy goldmine!”

    Nope. It’s a mechanical engineering sermon, which is totally the first thing I think about when I get hungry and want to eat fruit.
    And are they posing in front of a big Bob Ross painting, or a backdrop for family portraits at K-Mart?

  10. So I guess the road sign to Hell says,

    “Yes, we have no bananas.”

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