There Are No Words

Yes, Virginia. It’s true God made bananas.

11 Responses to “There Are No Words”

1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   August 1, 2006 at 1:43 pm

   I only watched about 10 seconds. Did it get less stupid?

2. tree hugging sister says:

   August 1, 2006 at 1:51 pm

   Trust me ~ it only gets better.

3. tree hugging sister says:

   August 1, 2006 at 1:54 pm

   Actually that’s the wrong word. I should have said ‘astonishing’.

4. DirtCrashr says:

   August 1, 2006 at 2:56 pm

   How does he explain a lemon?

5. tree hugging sister says:

   August 1, 2006 at 2:57 pm

   There you go, changing the subject. This was the BANANA show. Lemons are so Old Testament.

6. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   August 1, 2006 at 3:06 pm

   Banana show. Could clams be far behind?

7. tree hugging sister says:

   August 1, 2006 at 3:28 pm

   Only if you can catch them.

8. Gunslinger says:

   August 1, 2006 at 4:57 pm

   Does that mean coconuts are the real forbidden fruit?

9. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 1, 2006 at 6:05 pm

   Hmmm, where have I seen that pose before…

10. Nightfly says:

    August 1, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    What. The. Hell.
    If he was going to make a point about how wonderfully God made the banana to suit mankind, you think he’d have pointed out stuff like:
    “It’s edible!”
    “It’s tasty!”
    “It’s packed with nutrition!”
    “The peels are a comedy goldmine!”
    Nope. It’s a mechanical engineering sermon, which is totally the first thing I think about when I get hungry and want to eat fruit.
    And are they posing in front of a big Bob Ross painting, or a backdrop for family portraits at K-Mart?

11. tree hugging sister says:

    August 2, 2006 at 9:20 am

    So I guess the road sign to Hell says,

    “Yes, we have no bananas.”