There’s No Place Like Gnome

Gnome gone wild — partying with Paris Hilton?
Garden fixture may have had Vegas-style break

They stole her gnome, caught him on tape partying with Paris Hilton (!!) and she’s not pissed until…

But it was the shocking picture of the gnome smiling with waitresses from Hooters that really got Severson steamed.
“He’s my prodigal gnome and he went without my permission,” Severson told the “Today” show on Thursday. “And it’s a really good picture, but he hasn’t really told me much about it because he knows he’s in trouble.”

Shocking is right. But he’s paying for it.

She added that the wayward gnome was currently under house arrest and won’t be making anymore trip to Las Vegas or even the garden. “I’ve got him in the house here and he is totally grounded.”

The rest of her garden sculptures and Mr. Summers are writhing in gnome envy.

5 Responses to “There’s No Place Like Gnome”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Ken would writhe with a gnome, but not in envy.
    “The Writhing Gnomes”
    Hmm, sounds like the name of my next band.

  2. The Real JeffS says:

    Gnome sweet Gnome
    No, wait…..
    Gnome is where the heart is
    Gnome, Alaska
    Dang it, I am missing something here! I gotta think about this.

  3. Nightfly says:

    Or maybe:
    …Show me the way to go, gnome
    …Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum – I see a gnome having wicked fun
    …Gnome Today, Gone Tomorrow
    …Roam if you want to, gnome, around the world

  4. Gnome man’s land

    What’s the deal with gnomes these days? First there’s those Travelocity commercials, then some story about a gnome doing Paris Hilton, now we have a grandma whupping a burglar’s ass with a gnome. Is there some biblical prophecy or something…

  5. Kelly says:

    hi – i’m part of the guys who stole the gnome, look you can get 15 mins of fame from stealing something… who knew?

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