There’s Nothing More Terrifying Than a Mother Protecting Her Cub

…in the face of the unspeakable.

…Lilo [ed:Lindsey Lohan] was texting Billy Bush (???) the other day during Access Hollywood’s interview with Michael’s mom Debbie Phelps. Lilo wanted Billy to relay a message to Michael:

“Tell him he’s f8cking amazing, and I want to meet him.”

Best part is Billy decided to show this to Debbie who looked about as repulsed as a mother can get and spontaneously and hilariously vocalised her repulsion too:

“OK, Lindsay!!! — Delete! Delete! Delete!”

In other words – get your low classy, child star drama away from my son.

That would be my sentiments, exactly.

9 Responses to “There’s Nothing More Terrifying Than a Mother Protecting Her Cub”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Mrs. Phelps is a classy mom. The parental units for Lindsay and Britney should follow her example.

  2. WunderKraut says:

    Hey Michael, you just won 8 gold medals at the Olympics, breaking records left and right. What are you going to do now?
    I’m getting an STD!

  3. Dave J says:

    Rumor has it that the Olympic Village is pretty much an insane international orgy every four years. Think about it: these are young and generally quite attractive people in the best shape of their (or anyone’s) lives. Lindsay Lohan was drop-dead gorgeous for about six months at the time she filmed Mean Girls, and then horrifyingly disintegrated (thanks, cocaine!), so she’s probably pretty far down the list for Michael Phelps.

  4. Blackdog says:

    Lilo was very lucky.
    Instead Mrs Phelps could have gone…

  5. greg newson says:

    Lindsay looks like a twenty dollar wh*re.
    Why is she so famous? I also wonder why
    Adam Sandler became a movie star.He was
    the worst person on Saturday Night Live,
    and he has the charisma of the Fed’s Greenspan.

  6. Tainted Bill says:

    Do you think they have signals at the Olympic Village for roomies? “Dude, if my gold medal is hanging on the doorknob, don’t come in.”

  7. sandra says:

    i don´t like this photograph its horrible

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