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NAIROBI (Reuters) – Tanzania’s President Jakaya Kikwete has condemned witchdoctors who kill albinos and harvest their body parts in the hope it will bring prosperity.
…”Sometimes, word spreads around that body parts of people with certain physical attributes like bald people or albinos contribute greatly to attaining quick prosperity,” Kikwete said in a monthly state of the nation speech late on Wednesday.
“These killings are shameful and distressing to our society,” he added.
…Kikwete blamed charlatan witchdoctors, many masquerading as traditional healers, for extracting body parts such as genitals, tongues and breasts.

Really, folks: your families deserve the very best. So always look for the Good Hut Keeping(c) Seal of Approval on your next witchdoctor visit.

categories Fun | | datetime April 4, 2008 1:08 pm

3 Responses to “This Is Exactly Why I Only Use…”

  1. tree hugging sister says:
    April 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Thieving BASTARD!!

  2. DirtCrashr says:
    April 4, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Do they take Kaiser?

  3. greg newson says:
    April 5, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Dr. Tom Dooley,famous in the fifties, always
    had the witch doctors in Laos and Cambodia enter
    the hut of sick people with him while he treated
    sick peasants.That way the people were reassured and
    his personal safety(ala getting killed)was guaranteed.

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