Thoughts From The First Round Of The Masters

1) Rich Beem is not as fat in real life as he appears on tv.
2) Craig Stadler is fatter.
3) If Craig Parry were any fatter Luke Skywalker would be leading a squadron of X-Wings to blow him up.

3 Responses to “Thoughts From The First Round Of The Masters”

  1. I am unabashedly stealing that Luke Skywalker line, Mr. B.

  2. Put down Bingley’s line immediately, or we tie a cheeseburger to your leg and whistle ‘Here Parry, Parry, Parry‘!!

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    NO ths! It can’t have come to that!

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