Time to Stop

…and take a quiet moment to ponder our life’s direction in the coming New Year. I have.

Your New Year’s Resolutions

1) Get a pet monkey

2) Eat more whipped cream

3) Travel to Alaska

4) Study forensics

5) Get in shape with naked yoga

A Swill ‘Shamelessly Stolen From’ Salute to Boudicca.

13 Responses to “Time to Stop”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    1) Get a pet chinchilla
    2) Eat more oysters
    3) Travel to Holland
    4) Study warrior dancing
    5) Get in shape with disco dancing
    How did they know?

  2. One would think ‘warrior’ and ‘disco’ would be mutually exclusive…one would think.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Maybe the Bee Gees were inspired by Sun Tsu.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    You know, “Stayin’ Alive”…

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Mr. Bingley, WTF is “warrior dancing”? All I could get from Google is this. Is that you?
    My resolutions:
    1) Get a pet wallaby
    2) Eat less tofu
    3) Travel to Mexico
    4) Study communism
    5) Get in shape with roller derby
    Hmmmm……I don’t eat ANY tofu, so this might be a problem. But I can deal with the rest.

  6. WunderKraut says:

    1) Get a pet rat
    2) Eat less tuna
    3) Travel to China
    4) Study Latin
    5) Get in shape with disco dancing
    You know, they may be onto something. We ARE going to China this year… I DO need to get in shape. But I do so love tuna. Had two tuna sandwiches for dinner last night.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Is it the Year of the Rat, Wunder?

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    JeffS, my kilt has been getting a little threadbare…

  9. Well John Revolting was a dancing warrior in that stoopid Scientology L. Ron Hubbard movie.
    Jeff$, you can kill two items with one stone, since I heard wallaby tastes like tofu.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    JeffS, here’s some roller derby for you…

  11. Surly Gurlies?!! Man, he’ll be all over that!!

  12. The_Real_JeffS says:

    WOO HOO!!! SURLY GURLIES!!! Just what da man ordered!
    But no kilts, please. Except on the gurlies. Only they wouldn’t be kilts then, would they?
    Oops…..they certainly ain’t wearing kilts on their website, heh heh heh heh!!!!

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