To Save Russia, Putin Declares the People Must…

Get Laid!

Well, okay. More “be fruitful and multiply”, but that takes ‘getting laid‘, right? So, really, that’s what the man meant.

categories Fun | | datetime May 11, 2006 9:38 am

13 Responses to “To Save Russia, Putin Declares the People Must…”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 11, 2006 at 9:42 am

    Well, that explains the bear post below, judging by the soviet women I’ve seen…

  2. Rob says:
    May 11, 2006 at 9:52 am

    What Mr Bingley? You mean they don’t all look like Anna Kournikova?

  3. Nightfly says:
    May 11, 2006 at 9:58 am

    This is not a new phenomenon. Remember that great speech Brian Blessed gives in I Claudius about patrician Rome not marrying? “Do you see this? It’s a boy! And how do you suppose we get them?” I think he calls them “murderers of their own posterity” to boot. It’s a standout moment.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 11, 2006 at 9:58 am

    No, John assures me they’re like this.

  5. Cullen says:
    May 11, 2006 at 10:01 am

    I beat you to it.

  6. Ken Summers says:
    May 11, 2006 at 10:10 am

    It’s not just Russia.

  7. tree hugging sister says:
    May 11, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cullen. Very nice, very nice indeed. But I know something YOU don’t know…
    Even though the Swilling clock (as well as your OWN) is on EASTERN time, I actually posted it an HOUR EARLIER from my existential Central space Time continuum plane. So there, braggart! BHUUWAAAAhahahahahaha!

  8. Ken Summers says:
    May 11, 2006 at 10:52 am

    And I read it an hour and a half before she posted it.

  9. tree hugging sister says:
    May 11, 2006 at 11:19 am

    A Vulcan mind meld, if ever there was one!

  10. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 11, 2006 at 11:57 am

    And I copyrighted it years ago, so my lawyers will contact y’all shortly.

  11. Ken Summers says:
    May 11, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    It’s trademark, not copyright. Hit him, Dave.

  12. John says:
    May 11, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    Oh, there are some hotties over there, it’s just that they hit 40 and explode. ‘swhy I prefer Asian women…
    Heinlein noticed their failure to reproduce way back in the 1970s when he visited. Brian – I love the Claudius reference, I think it’s from “Claudius the God”, which the series merged with “I, Claudius”.

  13. Nightfly says:
    May 11, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    John – I think so. For a fact, I know that the boy he’s showing off is Claudius, which is what helps put the scene over the top.

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