To Save Russia, Putin Declares the People Must

Get Laid!

Well, okay. More “be fruitful and multiply”, but that takes ‘getting laid, right? So, really, that’s what the man meant.

13 Responses to “To Save Russia, Putin Declares the People Must…”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well, that explains the bear post below, judging by the soviet women I’ve seen…

  2. Rob says:

    What Mr Bingley? You mean they don’t all look like Anna Kournikova?

  3. Nightfly says:

    This is not a new phenomenon. Remember that great speech Brian Blessed gives in I Claudius about patrician Rome not marrying? “Do you see this? It’s a boy! And how do you suppose we get them?” I think he calls them “murderers of their own posterity” to boot. It’s a standout moment.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    No, John assures me they’re like this.

  5. Cullen says:

    I beat you to it.

  6. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cullen. Very nice, very nice indeed. But I know something YOU don’t know…
    Even though the Swilling clock (as well as your OWN) is on EASTERN time, I actually posted it an HOUR EARLIER from my existential Central space Time continuum plane. So there, braggart! BHUUWAAAAhahahahahaha!

  7. Ken Summers says:

    And I read it an hour and a half before she posted it.

  8. A Vulcan mind meld, if ever there was one!

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    And I copyrighted it years ago, so my lawyers will contact y’all shortly.

  10. Ken Summers says:

    It’s trademark, not copyright. Hit him, Dave.

  11. John says:

    Oh, there are some hotties over there, it’s just that they hit 40 and explode. ‘swhy I prefer Asian women…
    Heinlein noticed their failure to reproduce way back in the 1970s when he visited. Brian – I love the Claudius reference, I think it’s from “Claudius the God”, which the series merged with “I, Claudius”.

  12. Nightfly says:

    John – I think so. For a fact, I know that the boy he’s showing off is Claudius, which is what helps put the scene over the top.

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