TODAY The Fishwrap Want Ads Contained PROOF Positive

…there is a God.

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QSR MANAGER
Seeking an experienced general manager for
a new Dunkin’ Donuts location in Pensacola, FL that is scheduled to open soon.
Previous QSR management experience/travel for training/immediate availability-all required. Send resume with references to [Click Here to Email Your Resumé]

Cue maniacal laughter…

“Oh, Heaven’s just a sin away,
Oh, oh, just a sin away.
I can’t wait another day,
I think I’m givin’ in!”

categories Fun, Public Service Announcement | | datetime October 22, 2009 8:23 am

7 Responses to “TODAY The Fishwrap Want Ads Contained PROOF Positive”

  1. Skyler says:
    October 22, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Man, that’s even better than Norm from “Cheers” getting the beer tasting job.

  2. tree hugging sister says:
    October 22, 2009 at 8:55 am

    No lie, Skyler. I comPLETEly know where Gollum’s coming from…

  3. nightfly says:
    October 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    I’d add a jogging regimen, Ms. Sister… or to be more precise, I’d augment whatever regimen you already pursue.

    PS – and if you DO ever pry yourself away from DD to visit the Bingster, I will come through on my long-standing creme puff pledge. Honest.

  4. Cullen says:
    October 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Now you need a Daylight Donuts.

  5. tree hugging sister says:
    October 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Don’t need to job, Diptera, since I can’t. Stop. HAPPY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Gary from Jersey says:
    October 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Let’s see how many resumes they get from Arizona, then we’ll talk about a recovery.

  7. JeffS says:
    October 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Need any references for your application, Sis? I’ll be glad to help you get your dream job.

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