Today’s Version of “If I Ran the Zoo”

“…said young Gerald McGrew.”

…I know it’s all relative, but if I come back as a lab rat in another life, I hope I’m forced to eat powdered drink mixes instead of having a cigarette shoved in my little rat piehole or made to wear experimental lipstick.

3 Responses to “Today’s Version of “If I Ran the Zoo””

  1. Kate P says:

    I think paying $72 for gas made his mind a little crazy there. He mentioned the giveaways–I still have two logo glasses (one college, one NFL) that I’m 100% sure my parents got from a gas station. From time to time I wonder if they’re leaching something bad into my beverages, but the concern passes.

  2. nightfly says:

    This will sound dippy, but I think that little rat is cute.

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    If I ran the zoo, chihuahuas would be sold dockside as live shark bait.

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