Torture Rears Its Ugly Head Yet Again

My, the corrosive tentacles of AmeriKKKa have spread their sinuous grasp across the globe per the orders of those theocratic Rovian pawns we so mindlessly adhere to. Or something to that effect.
But before you scoff, Gentle Reader, remember that words have consequences (and consonants. mostly). Look at how our poisoned and deranged leadership has corrupted even the most idyllic and bucolic of places

Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules – an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband.
The armband is large, bright pink and has a Hello Kitty motif with two hearts embroidered on it.
From today, officers who are late, park in the wrong place or commit other minor transgressions will have to wear it for several days.

Menstruating interogatrixes

lead irrevocably to Hello Kitty.

The evidence is clear and irrefutable.

10 Responses to “Torture Rears Its Ugly Head Yet Again”

  1. John says:

    I love it. Humiliation is a great negative reenforcer.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Another dude named Mohammed is complaining about the US of A? Yawn.

  3. Kate P says:

    So after 3 Hello Kitties do they break out the glitter paint?

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    It is sort of scary to consider how they might have to ramp up the pressure to crack those tough nuts, Kate.
    Glitter paint is good; combined with some mango lip gloss it may well nigh prove unbearable.

  5. ricki says:

    What about face-painting? I suspect a little rainbow, or a unicorn, or some glittery hearts painted on the face of an offender might be another step in the punishment…
    Humiliation IS a great negative reinforcer.
    Hello Kitty, device of torture…

  6. Gunslinger says:

    details Mohammed’s assertions that he was tortured by the CIA.
    Oh well, if Mohammed says so it must be so.
    I’d also like to know how reporters have such easy access to CIA documents.

  7. RebeccaH says:

    I remind you that the moment this torturous Hello Kitty armband is forced onto a miscreant (particularly an Islamofascist one), Amnesty International and the ACLU will eat you alive. Or at least attempt to gum you to death.
    I, however, like it.

  8. John says:

    The next level of punishment is to force hte miscreant to dress like a Harajuku girl and ride a “My Little Pony” stick horse around all day.

  9. Chrisper says:
    Lolcat caption….
    ‘Oh hai. You not want AK? I cn hv? k thx bai.’

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