Twins Separated At Birth?

I know that the only thing happening in all the world today is Chelsea’s wedding, and I do sincerely wish her all the happiness in the world and a most joyous and loving marriage.

But, really,

what the hell was Hillary smoking?

17 Responses to “Twins Separated At Birth?”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Hillary looks like she’s welcoming patrons to the Rainforest Cafe.

  2. Skyler says:

    Eh, it’s a happy color and she’s in a dress for a change. She’s getting older and fatter. The only real problem is that someone forgot to hem it so it doesn’t drag on the ground.

  3. Gunslinger says:


    But it still looks like she took a header in a Motel 6 shower.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    True, Skyler, she does look happy, and that’s great.

    But, still…wtf?

  5. kae says:

    It’s kinda like camo.

  6. Skyler says:

    Maybe she agreed to a design by one of the Project Runway contestants that doesn’t know how to hem.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Almost like a designer ghillie suit, right kae?

  8. JeffS says:

    She’s trying to out-perform Michelle Obama. In bad taste, I mean.

  9. Yojimbo says:

    They both look like they’re dressed for an afternoon on the Kerry yacht rather than the wedding of their only child.

    Is it just me or does the traitor look extremely gaunt?

    Skyler: Quit hemming and hawing and get to the point.:)

  10. Julie says:

    Geez, I thought that was Zsa Zsa.

  11. Dave E. says:

    Actually, it’s a detachable net that she could hurl over Slick Willie if his wandering eyes got the better of him. I understand that she’s quite skilled with it.

  12. JeffS says:

    Dave, I think Hillary would prefer a machete over a net when it comes to Bubba’s wandering eye. Maybe she softened up a bit for the wedding?

  13. mojo says:

    “I saw it in the window and I just HAD to have it!”
    — Caroll Burnett

  14. Ave says:

    Well she’s been in Africa a lot lately, which could have sartorial influence, which is just fine, but the black shoes kill the flowing, ethereal caftan look. I would have liked to see her in some nice, strappy low-heeled (read walkable) metallic sandals. Like she cares what I think! 🙂

  15. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well she should pay heed to you, Ave!

    Maybe she’s trying out for Ghadafy’s (or how ever the hell he spells his name this week) bodyguards?

  16. Ave says:

    I can’t tell if Walter’s wearing strappy, metallic sandals but I’m sure he must be.

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