Stop, please.

8 Responses to “Um…”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    She’s terminal, he has a squeeze. What a vile excuse for a man.

  2. Gunslinger says:

    “John said, ‘Perhaps not the great love story that we hoped, but maybe a great love story nonetheless,” she said.

    Only if that story was penned by Larry Flynt.

  3. Kate P says:

    “’til death do you part”? Um, dear, when someone cheats on you, that counts as “parting.”

  4. JeffS says:

    Anything involving that particular family is most certainly NOT romantic.

  5. JeffS says:

    Except when John Edwards stands in front of the mirror whispering, “God, you’re beautiful!”

  6. JeffS says:

    It’s just not the kind of romance I’d want to read about.

  7. Ebola says:

    You know, if he was muslim he could just marry the broad and this wouldn’t be a problem. Derka derka derka Islamic Jihad! ::tongue trill::

  8. Ave says:

    I wonder if his $400 dollar haircuts completely turned her head.

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