Waiter! There’s a Finger Reflux

Cat’s got her…um…finger.

Leopard victim thinks Wendy’s finger is hers
Latest bizarre twist in tale of tainted chili
LAS VEGAS – A woman who lost part of her finger in a leopard attack believes it was her body part that allegedly showed up a month later in a bowl of fast-food chili in California.

*Update: Ken, as always, is at the forefront of transgendered Leopard Nibbling.

8 Responses to “Waiter! There’s a Finger Reflux”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    It’s a new disease: Wendy’s Finger Reflux

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Wasn’t it Wendy’s that used “Parts is Parts” tagline for a few years?

  3. John says:

    Yeah, it was.
    The Chili finger is longer than the bit that was bit by the feline. Both the news outlets and the police need to learn some basic physics and biology.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    The FBI is going through the evidence bit by bit.

  5. Ken Summers says:

    I wonder if we should start referring to this new method trying to get cash as a “one finger discount”

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    Who knew the customers at Wendy’s get tips?

  7. The Real JeffS says:

    I guess this answers that old ad line Wendy’s used to run:
    Where’s the beef????
    Now we know.

  8. Nightfly says:

    Did the leopard complain that it found chili in the woman’s finger?

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