Waiter! There’s a Finger Reflux
Cat’s got her…um…finger.
Leopard victim thinks Wendy’s finger is hers
Latest bizarre twist in tale of tainted chili
LAS VEGAS – A woman who lost part of her finger in a leopard attack believes it was her body part that allegedly showed up a month later in a bowl of fast-food chili in California.
*Update: Ken, as always, is at the forefront of transgendered Leopard Nibbling.
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April 14, 2005 3:15 pm
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It’s a new disease: Wendy’s Finger Reflux
Wasn’t it Wendy’s that used “Parts is Parts” tagline for a few years?
Yeah, it was.
The Chili finger is longer than the bit that was bit by the feline. Both the news outlets and the police need to learn some basic physics and biology.
The FBI is going through the evidence bit by bit.
I wonder if we should start referring to this new method trying to get cash as a “one finger discount”
Who knew the customers at Wendy’s get tips?
I guess this answers that old ad line Wendy’s used to run:
Where’s the beef????
Now we know.
Did the leopard complain that it found chili in the woman’s finger?