Wanna Know How I Knew This Was a Hoax?

Sasquatch hunters claim hairy corpse is Bigfoot
Two men say DNA will prove that the frozen creature is legendary beast

These guys may have a freezerfull, but any red blooded American should recognize the suit…

(And how can you be a “legendary Bigfoot hunter” if you’ve never actually caught one?)

5 Responses to “Wanna Know How I Knew This Was a Hoax?”

  1. Ebola says:

    Legendary on these terms means you’re a recognized nutcase with too much time and/or money and you spend your time out in the woods mergling at things and imagining orange vested hunters are big foot out for a walk.

  2. Dave J says:

    Ah, Trading Places: an underappreciated work of comic genius.

  3. greg newson says:

    What happened to the Montauck Monster? One
    thing must be solved before another can enter my brain.
    I’m still working on that one.

  4. nightfly says:

    Looking good, William!

  5. ricki says:

    Feeling good, Louis!
    One of my favorite movies, ever.

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