We Are Officially The Soviet Union

I just went to the ShopRong to get some vittles, and they are completely out of Italian Sausage and deep dish pie shells.

Welcome to Barack’s Socialist Paradise.

11 Responses to “We Are Officially The Soviet Union”

  1. Ave says:

    So what’s rong with caviar and blinis for a change?

  2. Yojimbo says:

    Do you want to see Claude trudging down the street with a bandana tied to a stick seeking a more suitable living enviornment?

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    I think it’s more of a public safety issue with you.

  4. Skyler says:

    I couldn’t even find candy canes today!

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oh, and I almost forgot: even worse was that they were OUT OF PORK ROLL!!!!!!!

  6. kcruella101 says:

    I alays have a pork roll reserve in the freezer cause you never know when that shortage will hit

  7. gregor says:

    i had to drive all over today to find fresh japenos to make the annual Christmas Eve Texas chili. Very odd.

  8. JeffS says:

    The local Scout Council was shut down today — I wanted to buy a Cub Scout knife for a grand nephew. Clearly, they were shut down because they nothing to sell.

    Cats and dogs are living together, I tells ya!

  9. Mockingbird says:

    I got your italian sausage right here comrade;$20.99/lb.
    We got deep dish pieshells, 4pack for $39.99. Loose case Budlight, $89.99!

  10. Ave says:

    Yojimbo, I will never let our darling Claude go homeless. Bingley, however…

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