We Are Officially The Soviet Union

I just went to the ShopRong to get some vittles, and they are completely out of Italian Sausage and deep dish pie shells.

Welcome to Barack’s Socialist Paradise.

11 Responses to “We Are Officially The Soviet Union”

1. Ave says:

   December 23, 2011 at 11:42 am

   So what’s rong with caviar and blinis for a change?

2. Yojimbo says:

   December 23, 2011 at 1:01 pm

   Do you want to see Claude trudging down the street with a bandana tied to a stick seeking a more suitable living enviornment?

3. tree hugging sister says:

   December 23, 2011 at 1:12 pm

   I think it’s more of a public safety issue with you.

4. Skyler says:

   December 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm

   I couldn’t even find candy canes today!

5. Mr. Bingley says:

   December 23, 2011 at 4:40 pm

   Oh, and I almost forgot: even worse was that they were OUT OF PORK ROLL!!!!!!!

6. kcruella101 says:

   December 23, 2011 at 4:54 pm

   I alays have a pork roll reserve in the freezer cause you never know when that shortage will hit

7. gregor says:

   December 23, 2011 at 7:37 pm

   i had to drive all over today to find fresh japenos to make the annual Christmas Eve Texas chili. Very odd.

8. JeffS says:

   December 23, 2011 at 9:15 pm

   The local Scout Council was shut down today — I wanted to buy a Cub Scout knife for a grand nephew. Clearly, they were shut down because they nothing to sell.

   Cats and dogs are living together, I tells ya!

9. Mockingbird says:

   December 24, 2011 at 7:57 am

   I got your italian sausage right here comrade;$20.99/lb.
   We got deep dish pieshells, 4pack for $39.99. Loose case Budlight, $89.99!

10. Mr. Bingley says:

    December 24, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Kulak!

11. Ave says:

    December 25, 2011 at 3:59 am

    Yojimbo, I will never let our darling Claude go homeless. Bingley, however…