“Weekend at Bernie’s”

Moron edition.

The corpse in the chair was a dead giveaway
Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.


“Hell’s Kitchen has a rich history,” said Paul J. Browne, a police spokesman, “but this is one for the books.”

8 Responses to ““Weekend at Bernie’s””

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    A co-worker told me about this today; we were cryin’ with laughter.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I had a date once, and she should have been hauled around in a wheel chair.

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    PS: That’s a joke! I’ve had more than one date.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Back O/T…….
    I read this during lunch, and thought it was an Onion article. Nope, it’s true.
    How does that Jeff Fox routine go? Oh, yeah….. “Here’s your sign!”

  5. Dave E. says:

    That’s got to be the new definition of a stiffed check.

  6. (That’s Bill Engvald, Jeff. So here’s YOUR…{8^P)

  7. The_Real_JeffS says:


  8. ricki says:

    I suppose this is what happens when a person’s entire frame of reference is shaped by bad comedy movies. You start to think that even truly lame-ass schemes will work.
    (A friend of mine once had a college student in his class who had a major revelation: “Movies aren’t like real life! You never see anyone brushing their teeth in the movies!” )

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