Well, At Least It Won’t Have Any Bugs

I guess John Holmes wasn’t from New Jersey:

A renowned U.S. scientist who has documented fertility and sex changes — including decreasing penis size — due to environmental contamination says he wouldn’t apply pesticides on his own lawn…Penis size of the animals from the polluted lake was smaller than animals from the less-polluted lake.

Remember, girls don’t care how big your yard is but rather how well it’s mown.

categories Fun | | datetime May 1, 2006 8:35 am

5 Responses to “Well, At Least It Won’t Have Any Bugs”

  1. tree hugging sister says:
    May 1, 2006 at 9:14 am

    I heard it’s because it wears down
     after excessive use.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 1, 2006 at 9:18 am

    That’s one explanation for Major Dad’s reading glasses…

  3. Ken Summers says:
    May 1, 2006 at 9:35 am

    I started wearing glasses in third grade. I was a precocious child.

  4. major dad says:
    May 1, 2006 at 10:54 am

    Feeling brave this morning are we Bing?

  5. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 1, 2006 at 11:06 am

    Hehehe, I was wondering when that would catch your eye…

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