Well, At Least It Won’t Have Any Bugs

I guess John Holmes wasn’t from New Jersey:

A renowned U.S. scientist who has documented fertility and sex changes — including decreasing penis size — due to environmental contamination says he wouldn’t apply pesticides on his own lawn…Penis size of the animals from the polluted lake was smaller than animals from the less-polluted lake.

Remember, girls don’t care how big your yard is but rather how well it’s mown.

5 Responses to “Well, At Least It Won’t Have Any Bugs”

  1. I heard it’s because it wears down
    after excessive use.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    That’s one explanation for Major Dad’s reading glasses…

  3. Ken Summers says:

    I started wearing glasses in third grade. I was a precocious child.

  4. major dad says:

    Feeling brave this morning are we Bing?

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hehehe, I was wondering when that would catch your eye…

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